Don’t cry for me Bob Menendez
Song Parody Contest!
In honor of Senator Bob Menendez crying, “twice choking back sobs” today as Poltickernj put it, because Joe Kyrillos is distinguishing himself as the pro-women candidate in New Jersey’s U.S Senate race, MMM is announcing a song parody contest with the theme being “Joe Kyrillos is the pro-woman candidate in the New Jersey U.S. Senate race.”
The contest is open to all readers of MoreMonmouthMusings. Submissions will be accepted until midnight on July 31st, or whatever time Art Gallagher wakes up on August 1. There is no limit on the number a submissions any one person or team of people can submit. Submissions can be made in the comments of this post or by sending a message to Art Gallagher on facebook. Submissions can be made in your real name or with a pseudonym. By submitting a parody you give up any copyright or right to profit monetarily from the parody.
The winning song will be made into a professional quality video produced by our friend and professional videographer Joe Schilp. MMM readers will be stars of the video. The video will be launched on YouTube the week after Labor Day
To get things started, MMM publisher Art Gallagher reached deep into the MMM archives to find Lightshines, a prolific parody writer for MMM and other sites in the late 2000’s. Art asked Lightshines to write a parody entitled “Don’t cry for me Bob Menendez” to the tune of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “Don’t cry for me Argentina.” This is Lightshines’ first entry in the contest:
After witnessing the sad spectacle of Bob Menendez breakdown when addressing a Union County Day Care Center (he didn’t get his nap?) we channeled Eva Peron who, feeling Senator Bob was a little too corrupt even for her, had this to say:
Don’t cry for me, Bob Menendez
The truth is we never liked you
All through your Hudson days
your dirty politics
You kept no promise
Now keep your distance
And as for fortune, and as for fame
That didn’t do much for us
Cause it seemed to the world that was all you desired
You’re an illusion
You are not the solution you promised to be
The answer was here all the time
Defeat you and all of your grime
Don’t cry for me, Bob Menendez
The truth is we never liked you
All through your Hudson days
your dirty politics
You kept no promise
Now keep your distance
Pick any song you like to write your parody. You can use “Don’t cry for me..” or any other song.
MMM is assembling a panel of judges who will select the final four parodies.
MMM readers will select the winner in early August.
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FDU Poll: Menendez leading Kyrillos 45%-33%, but Kyrillos has room to define himself
Cowardly Senator Bob Menendez rejects Kyrillos’ debate challenge
U.S. Chamber of Commerce Endorses Kyrillos for Senate
Senator Joe Kyrillos’ Response to Senator Bob Menendez’s Campaign Kick-off- Menendez complains about constitutional amendment to make judges pay their fair share
Joe who?
[…] MMM’s song parody contest, with the theme of Bob Menendez crying because Joe Kyrillos is the women’s candidate in the New Jersey U.S. Senate race, continues until July 31. The winning entry (entries?) will be made into a professional quality video. Please submit your entries in the comments here at MMM or in a message to Art Gallagher on facebook. Posted: July 18th, 2012 | Author: Art Gallagher | Filed under: 2012 U.S. Senate Race | Tags: Bob Menendez, Bob Menendez crying, Joe Kyrillos, Song parody contest | No Comments » […]
[…] The results of this morning’s Quinnipiac poll were alarming to “Bonnie Raitt” who sent in this entry to the MMM song parody contest: […]
[…] MMM’s song parody contest, with the theme of Bob Menendez crying because Joe Kyrillos is the women’s candidate in the New Jersey U.S. Senate race, continues until July 31. The winning entry (entries?) will be made into a professional quality video which will be launched in September. Posted: July 19th, 2012 | Author: Art Gallagher | Filed under: 2012 U.S. Senate Race, Bob Menendez, Joe Kyrillos | Tags: Bob Menendez, Joe Kyrillos | No Comments » […]
In Style Of Van Halen’s
“Jamie’s Cryin”
“Bobby’s Cryin”
He’s got more tears in his eyes,
Their drippin on his sweater,
He’s trying hard not to cry,
But really he knows better,
He’s always feeling so sad.
Oh, oh, oh, Bobby’s cryin’
Oh, oh, oh, Bobby’s cryin’
Now Bobby couldn’t go one night,
Cause he’s such a tear shedder,
I swear that fella ain’t right,
And he don’t miss a day EVER!!,
I even sent him a letter,(yea yea)
To really try and make Mendez feel better,
But he said give me,give a tissue guys,
And as he read the note got wetter!!!
Oh, oh, oh, Bobby’s cryin’
Oh, oh, oh, Bobby’s cryin’
Now Bobby had good times before,
But he just can’t have none no more,
I wish he would act just a little more,
Act like a man!!!
Oh, oh, oh, Bobby’s cryin’
Oh, oh, oh, Bobby’s cryin’
I even sent him a letter,(yea yea)
To really try and make Mendez feel better,
But he said give me,give a tissue guys,
And as he read the note got wetter!!!
Oh, oh, oh, Bobby’s cryin’
Oh, oh, oh, Bobby’s cryin’
Oh, oh, oh, Bobby’s cryin’
Oh, oh, oh, Bobby’s cryin’
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