By Steve Frank, Frankly Chatting
Don’t get me wrong. I love my daughter. Love her to death. We’ve always been there for each other through both our rough patches. I taught her to ride a bike, drive a stick shift. Sat through bone-chilling football games when she was a cheerleader. Fought with her when she was dating knuckleheads. Practiced a dance routine for her wedding. But now, I’ve got to put some distance between us. There has to be boundaries.
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Posted: March 11th, 2019 | Author: Art Gallagher | Filed under: Monmouth County News, Opinion | Tags: breast feeding, Father-Daughter Relationships, Frankly Chatting, Frankly Speaking, Humor, Monmouth County News, Opinion, Pregnancy, Steve Frank | 2 Comments »
The Suffolk Gazzette is reporting that a seagull swooped from the sky and with one bite of its beak ripped away the right testicle of a UK man who was sunbathing nude in his backyard.
“He woke screaming in agony, and saw the bird flying away with one of his ‘crown jewels’ wedged in its yellow beak,” the English news outlet reported.
My friends at Gunnison Beach and at certain back yards throughout Monmouth County should take precautions.
Manscaping might be a good idea. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: August 15th, 2017 | Author: Art Gallagher | Filed under: Humour, Monmouth County News | Tags: Gunnison Beach, Humor, Man part eating seagull, Monmouth County News, nude sunbathing, Seagull, testicle | 4 Comments »
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Posted: January 11th, 2014 | Author: Art Gallagher | Filed under: Chris Christie, Christie Administration, Port Authority | Tags: Bridgegate, Chris Christie, Facebook, George Washington Bridge, Humor, Port Authority of NY/NJ, Social Media, Twitter | Comments Off on Best of Bridgegate Funnies