Seagull rips off man’s testicle as he sunbathes nude

The Suffolk Gazzette is reporting that a seagull swooped from the sky and with one bite of its beak ripped away the right testicle of a UK man who was sunbathing nude in his backyard.

“He woke screaming in agony, and saw the bird flying away with one of his ‘crown jewels’ wedged in its yellow beak,” the English news outlet reported.

My friends at Gunnison Beach and at certain back yards throughout Monmouth County should take precautions.

Manscaping might be a good idea. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted: August 15th, 2017 | Author: | Filed under: Humour, Monmouth County News | Tags: , , , , , , | 4 Comments »

Second Sandy Hook beach closed for high bacteria levels

assetContentSANDY HOOK — Another beach at Sandy Hook has closed because of elevated bacteria levels. Gunnison Beach was open for sunbathing on Tuesday but beachgoers weren’t allowed in the water because of high bacteria levels, according to the Sandy Hook’s Facebook page. The closing comes as New Jersey is in the middle of a heat wave,… Read the rest of this entry »

Posted: July 27th, 2016 | Author: | Filed under: Monmouth County News, Sandy Hook | Tags: , , , , , | 1 Comment »

Sandy Hook season parking passes go on sale this weekend

Sandy Hook-20140725-00310 (640x479)SANDY HOOK —Those who want to get a jump on buying their season parking passes for Sandy Hook can make their purchases beginning this weekend, park officials said. Parking permits will go on sale April 11 at the front entrance station, said Daphne Yun, a spokeswoman for the National Park Service. For now, they will only… Read the rest of this entry »

Posted: April 8th, 2015 | Author: | Filed under: Gateway National Recreation Area, Monmouth County, National Park Service, Sandy Hook | Tags: , , , , , | Comments Off on Sandy Hook season parking passes go on sale this weekend

Keep Your Pants On

gunnison-under-waterGateway National Recreation Area advises that Gunnison Beach will be closed this weekend due to flooding.  All other Sandy Hook beaches are open, but you must wear a swimsuit.

Yesterday 28 acres of Gunnison were under water.

The structure in the photo is the concession stand, which was knocked over in the storm.

Posted: September 2nd, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Hurricane Irene | Tags: , | Comments Off on Keep Your Pants On