In a repeat of Super Bowl I, the Green Bay Packers will defeat the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LI. America will be great again.
Jared Kushner will buy Twitter.
The U.S. Supreme Court will reject Senator Robert Menendez’s arguments that constitutional separation of powers prohibits the Justice Department from prosecuting a New Jersey Senator for using the influence of his office in exchange for gifts and favors from a Florida businessman. Menendez will step down from the Senate as part of a deal that excludes prison and a felony record.
Governor Chris Christie will appoint NJ Senate President Steve Sweeney to complete Menendez’s term in the U.S. Senate.
Republican Joe Piscopo will defeat Democrat Phil Murphy to become the Governor of New Jersey.
President Trump will appoint Keyport Municipal Court Judge Frank J. LaRocca to be U.S. Attorney for the District of New Jersey.
In the 11th Legislative District, Senator Jennifer Beck will defeat Ocean Township Mayor Christopher Siciliano to be reelected. Republicans Tom Arnone and Mary Pat Angelini will defeat rookie Assembly Members Joann Downey and Eric Houghtaling.
Former Senate President John Bennett will seek the GOP nomination for State Senate in the 13th Legislative District. He won’t get it.
Assemblyman Declan O’Scanlon will defeat Marlboro Mayor Jonathan Hornik in the race to replace Senator Joe Kyrillos as the 13th District Senator. Freeholder Serena D’Maso and Middletown Mayor Gerry Scharfenberger will defeat Marlboro Councilman Jeff Cantor and Vincent Solomeno of Hazlet for the LD 13 Assembly seats.
Freeholder Lillian Burry will announce her retirement.
Freeholder Gary Rich will be reelected and Hazlet Mayor Sue Kiley will elected Freeholder by defeating Belmar Mayor Matt Doherty and Sue Fulton of Asbury Park. MMM will be great again.
Monmouth County Democrat Chairman Vin Gopal will complain on facebook that Republicans believe they are entitled to be elected in Monmouth County.
The Asbury Park Press will have another “restructuring” after experiencing a 50% decline in their Legal Notices advertising revenue.
Marlboro Councilwoman Carol Mazzola will switch parties, again, and be reelected as a Republican. Welcome home, Carol.