Need help around the house? Call Larry and Joe

If Democratic freeholder candidates Larry Luttrell and/or Joe Grillo come knocking on your door any time in the next seven weeks…invite them in and put them to work!

The Democrats’ campaign is not only fraudulent phone calls, defaming good county employees, and lying about the ethics of distinguished public servants.  They are also offering to do household chores for voters as they go door to door.

Yesterday in Aberdeen, Luttrell helped a voter take down a tree!

Luttrell pulling down trees (640x360)

In Howell last week, Grillo came across a voter who is a customer of his family’s tile business. Giuseppe sealed the guy’s grout for free!

Joe Grillo's campaign strategy
If you’ve got a household chore you need help with and don’t want to wait for Larry or Joe to knock on your door, call their campaign manager Jon Salonis at 732-552-6612 to make an appointment.  Maybe they will bring their own beer.

Posted: September 14th, 2014 | Author: | Filed under: Monmouth County, Monmouth Democrats | Tags: , , , , , , | 15 Comments »

15 Comments on “Need help around the house? Call Larry and Joe”

  1. Francine said at 11:05 am on September 14th, 2014:

    Do they do laundry?

  2. Kathy Baratta said at 12:00 pm on September 14th, 2014:


    I know you think you’re making fun of these two guys but from what I can see, you might as well serve as their campaign manager – for the win.

    I’ve run this latest by several people and to a man/woman they have said that these are the kind of candidates they would vote for. People who are literally willing to roll up their sleeves, put their backs into it and get the job done.

    If you’re trying to help get them elected – good job so far.

  3. Tommy De Seno said at 12:07 pm on September 14th, 2014:

    I have to agree with Kathy Baratta, Art. Make them seem like good neighbors.

    What exactly is your political criticism here?

  4. jrsmith said at 12:07 pm on September 14th, 2014:

    Well Art you know about lying.

  5. Art Gallagher said at 12:31 pm on September 14th, 2014:

    There is no criticism, Tommy. Invite them over to do your chores

  6. Golly & Forsooth said at 4:49 pm on September 14th, 2014:

    Verily, this seems like paying for votes to this observer. But of course someone who’s had their tree taken down would lean towards voting for them.

    Smells of sleeze. And the Republican? If he is willing to sell his vote for that? I doubt his credentials and would sincerely doubt his understanding of the issues.

    My Lord, willing to sell a vote for a tree. What will the day laborer do next, offer a limb?


    Silence Dogood, Redux.

  7. Kathy Baratta said at 6:45 pm on September 14th, 2014:

    Odds Bodkins and Gadzooks!

    Verily, I say to you good sirs and ladies, there will always come amongst you those who will trumpet to be heard even tho’ ’tis true it is their “Silence” that would “Do Good.”

  8. @ Kathy said at 8:02 pm on September 14th, 2014:

    That ye poor ole eyes can not read for yourself that these two play the role of court jester well, is a sad thing to believe.

    And it is right, that I; Silence Dogood make known to the land that they are indeed fools and hacks with nothing in their bag other than trickery and lies.


    Silence Dogood, Redux

    P.S. Maiden Barrata,

    “Ye should consider that Imitation is the most acceptable part of Worship,” or in it’s more simpler form for ye of low understanding “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.”

    Ye may imitate, but you shall never keep up.” And verily, if all you have is the ability to imitate, then you are nothing.

  9. @Kathy Baratta said at 8:37 pm on September 14th, 2014:

    Well, okay, then I WON’T have Larry and Joe do the laundry.

    Do you do laundry?

  10. The good news is, said at 7:30 am on September 15th, 2014:

    if they don’t get elected, they won’t be able to create another program making us pay to remove everyone else’s trees!!

  11. blame kathy and people like her said at 8:32 am on September 15th, 2014:

    The problem isnt candidates willing to help out neighbors, its voters like Kathy who have no principles or values and are easily bought for a $65 worth of labor. talk about corrupt and theiving, Kathy and people like her selling outon their core beliefs for an easy trick, glad they are not candidates!

  12. Number 5 West Mockingbird Lane said at 11:08 am on September 15th, 2014:

    Please Send Kathy, Larry and Joe over to my house when they’re done doing the laundry at Francine’s. I’ve got some rain-gutters that could use a good cleaning.

  13. Jim Granelli said at 11:12 am on September 15th, 2014:


    Maybe you could put up a “Free Help Needed” listing section on the blog?

    That ought to keep Larry & Joe very busy till after election day. That way, they’ll never have time to reach enough voters. 🙂

  14. Maybe Kathy Baratta said at 6:38 pm on September 15th, 2014:

    Could be Larry & Joe’s (damn, how close is that to Larry & Moe?) agent in this Free Help Wanted effort….

  15. Jim Granelli said at 10:06 pm on September 15th, 2014:

    I think all good Republicans should chip in on one of these for Larry & Joe. After all, Democrats don’t use their own money, they use OPM; “Other People’s Money.”