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An apology letter to Mr. Obama

By Matt Walsh

Dear President Obama,

I’m reaching out to you as a friend. I know you must be deeply hurting after what happened at the Missouri State Fair. Sure, you probably try to avoid watching the news while you’re on vacation, but I’m sure the pilot who airlifted your dog to your rental mansion in Martha’s Vineyard probably caught you up to speed (that guy is such a chatterbox). Your jaw must have hit the floor when you heard the news: A rodeo clown in Missouri poked fun at you. Yeah, I know, almost impossible to believe. The gall! The gumption! The racism! Don’t worry, the entire country erupted in outrage, Democrats and Republicans issued statements of condemnation, and now the offending clown has been banned for life from the Missouri State Fair. There will likely be “action taken” against the Missouri Rodeo Clown Association, and I do hope justice is visited upon them swiftly. I think we’re all a little sick of the Missouri Rodeo Clown Association causing trouble. It’s something new every week with those freakin’ guys.

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Posted: August 17th, 2013 | Author: | Filed under: Barack Obama | Tags: , , , , , | 7 Comments »

7 Comments on “An apology letter to Mr. Obama”

  1. Bob English said at 1:24 pm on August 17th, 2013:

    No matter how many times the Obama dog on the plane story is repeated, it does not make it true.

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/bo.asp

  2. Bob English said at 1:31 pm on August 17th, 2013:

    As for Mr. Walsh being sympathetic to Anwar al-Awlaki, I’d think the victims of the Fort Hood shooter who was in part radicalized by al-Awalki, would have a different opinion on his death as the result of a cruise missile than Mr. Walsh does.

    In the future, people who are going to make their lifes work urging and planning with others to kill Americans, would be well advised to tell members of their own families to keep their distance from them.

  3. You Know Who said at 1:50 pm on August 17th, 2013:

    It is quite interesting that this (s)hit piece features all manner of glaring inconsistencies not to mention the most egregious act of the rodeo “clown.” Or maybe you can show me a ‘family event” – you know, good, clean family fun – where Bush (either one) was featured with a broomstick up his ass.

    Art, you prove that much as birds of a feather do, clowns stick together as well.

  4. Art Gallagher said at 1:56 pm on August 17th, 2013:

    Art, you prove that much as birds of a feather do, clowns stick together as well.

    Which is why your frequent visits are so appreciated.

  5. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... said at 2:13 pm on August 17th, 2013:

    What else is there for me to do when dealing with your “Brain Damage?” As Pink Floyd says, you, “have to keep the loonies on the path.”

  6. Sancho Panza said at 5:12 pm on August 17th, 2013:

    @”the Obama dog on the plane story is repeated”
    Walsh just wrote that Bo was airlifted. Snopes just debunks that Bo was not alone. Walsh never asserted that.

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