Seagull rips off man’s testicle as he sunbathes nude
The Suffolk Gazzette is reporting that a seagull swooped from the sky and with one bite of its beak ripped away the right testicle of a UK man who was sunbathing nude in his backyard.
“He woke screaming in agony, and saw the bird flying away with one of his ‘crown jewels’ wedged in its yellow beak,” the English news outlet reported.
My friends at Gunnison Beach and at certain back yards throughout Monmouth County should take precautions.
Manscaping might be a good idea. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: August 15th, 2017 | Author: Art Gallagher | Filed under: Humour, Monmouth County News | Tags: Gunnison Beach, Humor, Man part eating seagull, Monmouth County News, nude sunbathing, Seagull, testicle | 4 Comments »