Let’s give Bob something to cry about!
The results of this morning’s Quinnipiac poll were alarming to “Bonnie Raitt” who sent in this entry to the MMM song parody contest:
People are talking, talking about pollsters
I hear them whisper, Joe won’t beat Bob
They think Joe’s losing, kept undercover
I can’t ignore it, cause they keep saying
Bob’s lead’s just a little too proud
Bob won’t let Joe get too close
Blank stares just a little too long
They ain’t seeing, something they want, Daring!
Let’s give them something to talk about
Let’s give Bob something to cry about
Let’s give them something to talk about
How ‘bout it Joe?
Bob looks so foolish, he goes unnoticed
Joe acts too cautious; could Jersey be voting for Joe?
It took Bob crying to make me wonder
Now I’m convinced Bob could go under
Wishing Bob would go away
Corzine’s guy Bob just ain’t right
Let’s give Bob something to cry about
There’s no mystery to figure out
Let’s give Bob something to cry about
How about it, Joe, Joe Joe?
Joe, give us something to talk about
Let’s give Bob something to cry about
Let’s give them something to talk about
Let it rip, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe!
MMM’s song parody contest, with the theme of Bob Menendez crying because Joe Kyrillos is the women’s candidate in the New Jersey U.S. Senate race, continues until July 31. The winning entry (entries?) will be made into a professional quality video. Please submit your entries in the comments here at MMM or in a message to Art Gallagher on facebook.
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Somewhere off in New Jersey
Where cameras pry
There’s a Senator I heard of
Forcing himself to cry.
Somewhere off in New Jersey
The polls look bleak.
And the dreams that you once dreamed
Can’t come true.
Someday I’ll wish upon a star
And wake up to find that Bobby’s gone
His millions melted like lemon drops
Our jobs returned and taxes dropped
Rejoicing is where you’ll find me.
Somewhere off in New Jersey
Voters sigh.
Birds fly over the state line.
Why then, oh why can’t I?
If happy little bluebirds fly
They rush to “red” states
Why, oh why can’t I?
“Spinning Wheel” (a song parody)
What goes up, won’t come down,
But Spinning Wheel, keeps going round,
Talk about high taxes, it’s a crying sin.
Ride the Dem’s Blue Donkey, let the Spinning Wheel spin.
You got no money, you lost your home,
Spinning Wheel, won’t leave you alone,
Been talkin’ raising taxes, Menendez never learns,
Ride the Dem’s Blue Donkey while the Spinning Wheel turns.
Did you find the Kyrillos sign
On the straight and narrow highway?
Would you mind, reflecting on that sign?
Just let it shine,
Within your mind,
And show you a Senator that is real!
Someone is working just for you,
Spinning Wheel’s spinning is through,
Drop all your troubles by the oceanside,
Shoot that damned blue donkey, let the spinning wheel burn.
Someone’s listening, just to you,
Spinning Wheel spinning is through,
Drop all your troubles by the oceanside,
Ditch that damned blue donkey, get off the spinning wheel ride!