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Proposed TSA Slogans

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  • Can’t see London, can’t see France, unless we see your underpants
  • Grope discounts available
  • Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
  • Don’t worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
  • Throw a few back at the airport Chili’s and you won’t even notice.
  • Wanna fly? Drop you fly.
  • We’ve handled more balls than Barney Frank.
  • We are now free to move about your pants.
  • It’s not a grope, it’s a freedom pat.
  • When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
  • TSA: Touchin’ , Squeezin’, Arrestin’

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Posted: November 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: TSA | Tags: | 8 Comments »