Stick and stones may break your bones, but farting can get you shot in the head
A 72 year old Teaneck man was arrested on Monday night after allegedly threatening to shoot his neighbor in the head for farting, according to reports in The Record and The Star Ledger.
Daniel Collins threaten to shoot his 47 year old neighbor, who’s identity is being withheld because there is no evidence of the flatus, after the neighbor cut the cheese while passing Collins’s apartment door.
Collins denied pointing his finger gun at his neighbor and gave the Teaneck Police permission to search his property. A .32 caliber revolver that matched the description the man gave was found under the front seat of Collins’ car.
Collins was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a weapon, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose, and terroristic threats. He was released on his own recognizance.
Posted: June 27th, 2012 | Author: Art Gallagher | Filed under: Law Enforcement | Tags: .38 caliber revolver, 2A, cut the cheese, Daniel Collins. fart, farting, flatus, gun, Second Amendment, Teaneck, Teaneck Police | 2 Comments »