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Let’s give Bob something to cry about!

The results of this morning’s Quinnipiac poll were alarming to “Bonnie Raitt” who sent in this entry to the MMM song parody contest:

People are talking, talking about pollsters

I hear them whisper, Joe won’t beat Bob

They think Joe’s losing, kept undercover

I can’t ignore it, cause they keep saying

Bob’s lead’s just a little too proud

Bob won’t let Joe get too close

Blank stares just a little too long

They ain’t seeing, something they want, Daring!

 

Let’s give them something to talk about

Let’s give Bob something to cry about

Let’s give them something to talk about

How ‘bout it Joe?

 

Bob looks so foolish, he goes unnoticed

Joe acts too cautious; could Jersey be voting for Joe?

It took Bob crying to make me wonder

Now I’m convinced Bob could go under

Wishing Bob would go away

Corzine’s guy Bob just ain’t right

 

Let’s give Bob something to cry about

There’s no mystery to figure out

Let’s give Bob something to cry about

How about it, Joe, Joe Joe?

 

Joe, give us something to talk about

Let’s give Bob something to cry about

Let’s give them something to talk about

Let it rip, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe!

MMM’s song parody contest, with the theme of Bob Menendez crying because Joe Kyrillos is the women’s candidate in the New Jersey U.S. Senate race, continues until July 31.  The winning entry (entries?) will be made into a professional quality video.  Please submit your entries in the comments here at MMM or in a message to Art Gallagher on facebook.

Posted: July 18th, 2012 | Author: | Filed under: 2012 U.S. Senate Race | Tags: , , , , | 2 Comments »

Bob Menendez –“Crying”

By “Debbie”

I was alright

For a while

They liked my ties

They liked my smile

But now this guy named Joe K

The ladies love him, they say

And now what will I do?

He’ll take my Senate seat

I can’t compete…

 

So now I’m cry-y-y-y-ing over you

Cry­-y-y-y-ing over you

Cause they

Said “so long”

They left me standing, all alone

Alone and crying

Crying…

Crying…

Crying

They say I tax —-

and spend

Obamacare – will be my end!

And now I’m crying!

 

 

I thought Barak

Would be the key

If they love him

They’d sure love me

 

But Joe K’s so debonair

With his salty gray hair

The ladies love him, yes they do.

He cut  – – their state aid

But they dont care, I’m afraid

 

Cry-y-y-ying over you

Cry-y-y-y-ing over

Yes, now you’re all gone

And from this moment on – I’ll be crying.

I’m crying!!!

Crying!!!!!!

O-Over you!!!

MMM’s song parody contest, with the theme of Bob Menendez crying because Joe Kyrillos is the women’s candidate in the New Jersey U.S. Senate race, continues until July 31.  The winning entry (entries?) will be made into a professional quality video.  Please submit your entries in the comments here at MMM or in a message to Art Gallagher on facebook.

Posted: July 18th, 2012 | Author: | Filed under: 2012 U.S. Senate Race | Tags: , , , | Comments Off on Bob Menendez –“Crying”

Menendez chokes back sobs in Union City

 

Photo credit: Star Ledger

Politickernj is reporting that U.S. Senator Bob Menendez cried emotionally, “twice choking back sobs,” at a Union City daycare center earlier today.

State Senator Joe Kyrillos’ claim that he is the “women’s candidate” in New Jersey the U.S. Senate race is reportedly what brought Menendez to tears.

Menendez and a cohort of Democratic women were at the Union City daycare center to take a page out of the Obama playbook by accusing Kyrillos of being anti-woman, according to a report on NJ.com

“That fact of the matter is, on all of the issues that matter most to the women of New Jersey, state Sen. Joe Kyrillos has been on the wrong side,” state Sen. Barbara Buono said at a campaign rally held in a Union City daycare center. “For every stride Sen. Menendez has made to uplift and support women in New Jersey and across the nation, Sen. Kyrillos and his allies took a step — a leap — backward.”

The Kyrillos campaign fired back with a statement from Communications Director Meaghan Cronin:

“Sadly, aided by some partisan politicians, Bob Menendez today tried to deflect from his record of failing women by attacking Joe Kyrillos. The truth is women have been hurt by Bob Menendez’s votes and policies.  In fact, there are 780,000 more women unemployed today than there were three and a half years ago. What does Menendez’s record show: increased debt, reduced jobs and cuts to Medicare. No wonder he wants to draw focus away from that. While Menendez continues to play politics, a ticking time bomb awaits New Jersey families. While he continues to talk and not act, the threat of a massive tax increase that will hurt women and all taxpayers continues to grow. Bob Menendez promised us better, but gave us so much worse.” 

Posted: July 16th, 2012 | Author: | Filed under: 2012 U.S. Senate Race, Joe Kyrillos | Tags: , , , , , | 5 Comments »