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Confirmation

By Art Gallagher

With the news that Tucson shooter Jared Loughner posed for photographs while wearing a g-string and holding the murder weapon, can there any further doubt that Loughner fits the conservative/tea party profile?

What America really needs is legislation controlling the distribution of g-strings.  There should be a federal data base of g-string owners and restrictions on how often they can be purchased.   Hopefully we can get this fast tracked in time for the Valentine’s Day rush.

Posted: January 15th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

2 Comments on “Confirmation”

  1. HighlandsBaker said at 9:21 pm on January 16th, 2011:

    tee hee. Keep us chucklin’, Art. Nice piece.
    🙂

  2. Janice said at 11:34 pm on January 17th, 2011:

    I must have missed the part where Loughner strangled his victims with a G string. Even if that were the case, he could not have taken down more than one person before being stopped. Yeah, I’m sure the victims families would get a chuckle from your post.